1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,799 - What did you do?! - I've done something terrible. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,759 She sent her anthology of smutty stories 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,119 to the American and the coffee man last night. 4 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:09,159 Ohhh! 5 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,239 Guess what I found? 6 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:14,039 An email from my favourite Scottish lassie. 7 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,759 I sent you a really embarrassing email. 8 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:16,999 - Can you delete it? - Sure. 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,919 - Seriously? - Yeah. Don't want to embarrass you. 10 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,359 There's your answer - Lee passed the test. 11 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,919 Lee is the one person who apparently hasn't read my creative writing. 12 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,879 Please, be chill. 13 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,959 If it wasn't for this one sending dirty emails to you 14 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,919 and the American, it would have been a clean sheet. 15 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:32,959 Oh, yeah, fuck! 16 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,199 I've got... I've got something on... 17 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,119 I've got to go. Bye. 18 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,319 When I was drunk, and it was an experiment, 19 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,799 and I was trying to work something out. 20 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,519 So you're keeping your options open? 21 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,320 I could have other options too. 22 00:00:43,321 --> 00:00:46,999 Hey, come on, tomorrow's a brand-new day, 23 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,439 and it's the big fundraiser, 24 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,439 and we can dress up and be whoever we want to be, huh? 25 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,490 Heh. 26 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,119 Evie, do you have any eyebrow gel? 27 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,759 Did they have eyebrow gel back then? 28 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,999 I look like an angry owl. 29 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,919 Do you think I look too slutty for a museum open day? 30 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,199 Every day at the museum's an open day, Evie. 31 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,959 This is a walk through history, 32 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:11,639 a great opportunity for education and public outreach. 33 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,639 OK, you hate the public and you hate reaching out, 34 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,280 so did Shane tell you to say that? 35 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,519 Yes. 36 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,919 You can't talk to any of my colleagues. 37 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,359 You've got chaos in your eyes. 38 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,959 It's been missing, hasn't it? 39 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,599 My spark, my whimsy, the chaos. 40 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,399 Ever since I got married, I just... 41 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,439 It feels like it's gone. 42 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,999 The word you're looking for is "stability". You're stable now. 43 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,239 Ew. 44 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,119 Well, maybe what today needs is a bit of instability. 45 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,279 I can find Mr "I've Got Other Options" 46 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,759 and slap some sense into him. 47 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,199 No. This is a work event. 48 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,519 He's not going to be there. 49 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,759 I'm not going to think about it. 50 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,799 OK, but if I see him... 51 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,079 No! All I have to do today is oversimplify a subject 52 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,639 I feel very passionately about to pander to the public 53 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,319 while dressed like a giant tea cosy version of my hero, Mary Anning. 54 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,639 There will be no love triangles, 55 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,999 there will be no "Will they, won't they?", 56 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,599 there will be no shenanigans, nor erotic fiction. 57 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,160 NDN - No Drama Nina. Got it. 58 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,839 It's just... 59 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,319 I've never had a fight before, 60 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,159 but I didn't feel at least a little bit right, 61 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,919 and nothing about last night feels right. 62 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,319 Sis... 63 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,239 Come on, you're doing great. 64 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,719 Having a screaming match in the street with a boy 65 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,759 is a rite of passage. 66 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,719 I just want to cuddle up and go to sl-... 67 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,759 Nope. Going to work. I'm a grown-up. 68 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,479 I've got my big-girl bonnet on. 69 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,519 And do you seriously think he has other options? 70 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,919 Why else would he have said that? 71 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,920 Er, cos men are stupid. 72 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,919 DOOR OPENS 73 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,199 Are we ready, ladies? 74 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,999 Ranesh! 75 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,359 - You look so hot. - Well, thank you, my love. 76 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,519 OK, you need to tone it down a bit. 77 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,879 This is a work event, yeah? 78 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,160 We can't. 79 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,159 SLAP! 80 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,440 - We run hot. - Hmm. Yes, we do. 81 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,850 - Whee! - Ha-ha! 82 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,759 RANESH SUCKS AIR 83 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,879 Howdy doody! 84 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,119 Shut up! 85 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,919 I mean, he's fine if you like that kind of thing. 86 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,959 You friggin' love that kind of thing. 87 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,559 Do you love that kind of thing? 88 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,039 OK, what is going on with you two? 89 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,719 - We bought horny chocolate off an Instagram ad. - We did. 90 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,599 We really want to keep our marriage spicy and the woman in the video 91 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,119 said that she was absolutely sopping. 92 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,999 Oh, Evie! Shut up! You said you were here to support me. 93 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,599 I've got my professional bonnet on. 94 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,119 How are you going to make it through the day 95 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,719 without climbing him like a great oak? 96 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,479 Erm, very simply - I'm a professional, 97 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,199 and I've never climbed a tree before, so... 98 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,719 Listen, you and Lee have been dancing about each other for what, 99 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,039 the best part of a year? 100 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,959 - Yeah. - And that bombed. 101 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,559 So, logically... 102 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,239 Logically, you should take a page out of our book, Neen Bean, 103 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,519 and dive in headfirst. 104 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,719 Oh, I should take advice from the two people 105 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,310 who just bought sex potion off the internet, yeah? 106 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,079 Mmm, he's waving, what do I do?! 107 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,760 - Wave back, ya numpty. - OK. 108 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:54,039 The greatest things in life are on the other side of fear. 109 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,799 I thought the greatest things in life were free. 110 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,199 Hello, Clayton. 111 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,199 A pleasure to see you again, Miss Anning. 112 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,359 WEST COUNTRY ACCENT: Oh, no, the pleasure's all mine, Mr Buckland. 113 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,399 Evie, Ranesh, lovely to see you both. 114 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,640 And you, Mr Buckfast. 115 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,959 A-heh... 116 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,399 Ready to walk through history, Scotland? 117 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,719 Mmm. You know, if we made any substantive leap back through time, 118 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,119 we'd probably die of disease. 119 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,639 Oh, yeah. Oh, you'd be executed in a heartbeat - 120 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,999 correcting the menfolk, speaking your mind. 121 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,079 Witch. 122 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,959 Oh, and you'd be just fine with your big, white face 123 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,799 and your big, white teeth and your man parts. 124 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,319 You'd probably be king for the day. 125 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,960 I can give you the royal pardon! 126 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,919 OK, well, we're going to leave you two to... 127 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,359 ..whatever this is. 128 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,399 We have plans. 129 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,239 Evie! No shenanigans, not in my place of work! 130 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,479 Oh, bother... 131 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,679 Nina, Clayton! Over here! 132 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,119 - Shall we? - We shall. 133 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,639 Huddle up, team. 134 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,159 You should all have your card readers ready to take donations. 135 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:53,279 All exhibit stations should be manned at all times. 136 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:54,719 What if I need to pee? 137 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,199 Just hold it. 138 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,999 Last year, several educational aids were stolen. 139 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,639 It was papier mache seashells and he'd made them himself. 140 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,319 Our theory is the cleaners thought they were rubbish and binned them. 141 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,599 - THEY LAUGH - Remember to present your card reader 142 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,799 with a smile after you've dropped some knowledge. 143 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,159 There's a prize for the department who raised the most money. 144 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,199 I'm too hot. Let's de-huddle. 145 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,719 Last year, the prize was "a job well done". 146 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:17,879 Yeah, well, this year, it's real, 147 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,639 and we shan't be outdone by Antiquities. 148 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,479 Not again. Not on my watch. 149 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,999 Antiquities have Hollywood on their side and they always use it. 150 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,519 Oh! That's why you're dressed like Greased Lightning. 151 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,639 Well, no, hang on. 152 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,639 Nina, I'm Jurassic Park's Dr Ian Malcolm, obviously. 153 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,639 Well, he was a mathematician, obviously. 154 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,759 Nina, all we have is Jurassic Park, OK? 155 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,560 They've got Gladiator, Troy, Indiana Jones. 156 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:44,280 As the great Samuel L Jackson once said, "Hold on to your butts." 157 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,399 As you can see, the Antiquities Department 158 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,800 have gone all out this year. 159 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,999 Dirty graverobbers. 160 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,319 Oh, and let the guests know that there are complimentary 161 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,880 but limited drinks from the van around the corner. 162 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,000 To your stations! 163 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,719 I didn't know you would be here. 164 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,399 I... I'd already said yes, so it was too late to pull out. 165 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,079 I was going to tell you the other day. 166 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,519 No, it's... It's good that you've honoured your commitment. 167 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,799 You look... 168 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,519 It's OK. I'm a grown-up. You're a grown-up. 169 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,000 We've got jobs to do, so... 170 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,450 ..we'll do that. 171 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,200 You OK, Scotland? 172 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,440 Get ready, folks, it's nearly showtime. 173 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,759 Open the doors! 174 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,639 They're already open, Shane. 175 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,880 Welcome to Jurassic Park. 176 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,359 So, who are you supposed to be? 177 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,879 I am Mary Anning. 178 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,879 I could tell you a little bit about her. Erm... 179 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,879 - Who wants an Egyptian selfie? - She was struck by lightning 180 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,639 at 15 months old, but she survived it, 181 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,079 and her dad said after that, she became bright 182 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,559 like the lightning itself. 183 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,800 Oh, and we're done. 184 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,799 CARD READER CHIMES 185 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,839 Thank you. 186 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,679 Nina, have you seen Ranesh? 187 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,000 Why, is he hiding? 188 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,999 EVIE SIGHS 189 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,319 No, he keeps helping old ladies up the stairs, 190 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,159 and every time he gets one up, he goes back and gets another one. 191 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,479 It is so... 192 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,119 ..disgustingly hot. 193 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,319 You guys are really weird, do you know that? 194 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,280 DISTANT LAUGHTER 195 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,159 Do you think that Claudette from Antiquities 196 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,319 is Lee's other option? 197 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,239 Graverobbing AND boyfriend-robbing? 198 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,239 - I thought they were just friends, but... - They do look flirty. 199 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,439 Do you know what? 200 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,679 I'm not doing this. 201 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,879 Today is about work. 202 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,719 And beating Claudette and her ugly vases. 203 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,879 A bit. 204 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,680 - Hello, hello. - Oh! 205 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,010 No dairy for you. 206 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,759 Not before we you-know-what. 207 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,039 My love, it's cashew cream. 208 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,839 What are we... What are we you-know-whating? 209 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,279 We're going to boof in the museum. 210 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,559 I'm getting my freak back. 211 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,799 Evie, no! 212 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,679 I'm not asking permission. This is happening. 213 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,119 How do we get to the big, erm...tubey piano thing? 214 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,679 It's called a pipe organ 215 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,559 and it brings much joy to the elderly. 216 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,959 Please don't sully it. 217 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,199 I'm going to pipe his organ. 218 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,839 No, Evie! Don't boof on the organ! 219 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,359 - Ohh... - Excuse me. 220 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:17,719 "Don't boof on the organ" is Mary Anning's favourite bawdy limerick. 221 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,839 Who's Mary Anning? 222 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,959 Only the greatest palaeontologist who ever lived. 223 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,999 She was the first to discover 224 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,119 the complete skeleton of a plesiosaur, mate. 225 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,999 Oh, right. Er... 226 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,199 Cool. 227 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,119 You need to calm down. 228 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,839 You're scaring away the clientele. 229 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,879 I'm here to help you, pal. 230 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,879 You're not my pal and I don't need your help. 231 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:34,919 You obviously do need my help 232 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,839 because you're dressed like Nanny McPhee and you're sweating. 233 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,159 OK, well, I'm always sweaty. 234 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,799 How did you even get in here? 235 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,679 Do you know what? Actually, don't tell me. Do you know why? 236 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,919 Cos I'm not talking to you. 237 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,239 I bought a ticket. It's no' like the fuckin' Met Gala, ya freak. 238 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,639 Look, I made a mess the other night and I'm here to fix it. 239 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,319 - Let me. - I don't need you to fix it. In fact, you can't fix it. 240 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,039 You can't just glue us back together like we're your Princess Diana plate 241 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,839 that you broke and then Mum found out you. 242 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,159 - You broke that. - You did it because you shoved me into a shelf! 243 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,679 - Er! - Er! - Ah! 244 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,759 OK, I'm going to go and talk to your coffee man. 245 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,839 - I'm going to sort it out. - No, no, no. Bo, Bo... 246 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,839 - SHE GROANS - Nina, why is your station unmanned? 247 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,279 Because I need a minute. 248 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,399 We're losing this, Nina. 249 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,599 We've barely started and we're already losing. 250 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,599 There's a line 'round the block for a picture with Cleopatra 251 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,119 like this is some kind of theme park. 252 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,319 Oh, how terrible. 253 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,159 We need to do something bolder, Nina. 254 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,839 Do you think Clayton would take his shirt off? 255 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,719 Absolutely not! And now, you have to go report yourself to yourself 256 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,039 for saying that. 257 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,359 I'm boiling. I need to take this cloak off. 258 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,410 OK. 259 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,919 Shane, you can't come with me to the cloak room. 260 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,600 Oh, bother. Another demerit. 261 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,650 Nope! 262 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,039 GROWLS: Nooo... 263 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,639 DOOR OPENS 264 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,239 Nina, we were just... 265 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,359 We weren't. Sorry. 266 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,879 I said no boofing in the museum. 267 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,039 I'm a professional. 268 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,679 I have a professional bonnet on. 269 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,239 This is my place of work, 270 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,359 and I am boiling, and I am tired, 271 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,759 and Bo is here. 272 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:57,839 We told him not to come. 273 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,839 Yeah, well, he didn't listen, much like you two 274 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,439 when I said, "Don't boof in the museum!" 275 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,519 Evie, once you've wiped yourself off, 276 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,519 if you could come to the bathroom and help me 277 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,199 because it's difficult to pee in these skirts. 278 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,959 Sorry, I was finding my spark. 279 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,079 Take your time. 280 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,479 There are some elderly ladies who need an escort up the stairs. 281 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,680 SHE GASPS 282 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,599 Are you OK? 283 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,799 No. 284 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,359 I just need a minute. 285 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,839 Are you even peeing? 286 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,399 I thought I needed, but I think I might just be annoyed, 287 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,039 and it's hard watching Lee and Claudette flirt, 288 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,319 and I can't be all smiley, and I'm hot, and my cloak is heavy, 289 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,279 and I just want to be left alone. 290 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,640 Take all the time you need. 291 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,079 I hate that I'm like this. 292 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,279 I wish I was normal. 293 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,839 Don't do that. 294 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,359 Nina, I love you. 295 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,879 Ranesh loves you. 296 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,279 You're perfect. 297 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,239 And imperfect, but...you're Nina. 298 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,679 I feel like I'm failing all the time. 299 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:03,159 Because you hold yourself to these unachievable standards, 300 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,439 and then you're raging with yourself when you can't reach them. 301 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,719 It's like you constantly set yourself up to fail. 302 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,360 You don't need to do that. 303 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,760 You're magic, sis. 304 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,370 OK? 305 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,370 Thank you. 306 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,620 Now give me the key to your office. 307 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:25,399 - No! - You don't understand, this chocolate has done a number on me 308 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,359 and I am savage. 309 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,199 Is it weird that I kind of want to choke Ranesh, 310 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,799 but in, like, a fun, hot way? 311 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,239 It's super weird. 312 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,879 You need to, like, cool down, my friend. 313 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,479 No, what I need is to just let my primate brain just take control. 314 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,599 You know that we had years of evolution to stop that? 315 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,679 Logic and rationality be damned, I am an animal. 316 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,319 Now, give me the key! 317 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,370 No! 318 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,879 From the Iguanodon, 319 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,199 this bone was discovered by Dr Gideon Mantell 320 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,999 in the 1820s in Sussex. 321 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,879 He didn't know at the time that it could possibly be 322 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,359 over 100 million years old. 323 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,410 SHE GASPS 324 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,279 Can I hold it? 325 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,319 No. 326 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,959 - Can my son hold it? - What part of 100 million years old 327 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,999 do you people not understand? 328 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,120 Er, bit cheeky! 329 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,599 PEOPLE MUTTER 330 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,679 Any donations? 331 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,479 Come on, son, we'll go and get an ice cream. 332 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,599 They never even tipped! 333 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,639 I told you to go away. Why are you still here? 334 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,719 - Tried talking to your fella. - I told you not to! 335 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,039 Well, it was hard getting a word in edgeways 336 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,919 with that Egyptian bird hanging around. 337 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,599 Cultural appropriation much? 338 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,759 LEE MAKES LIGHTSABER NOISE 339 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,879 Why are you doing this? 340 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,879 Because I've been in relationships, Nina, unlike you, 341 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,239 I'm here to advise. 342 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,079 If I want advice on a relationship, Bo, 343 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,199 you're the last person I'm coming to. 344 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,639 See if I wanted advice on how to latch on to the nearest 345 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,039 toxic person because I'm too frightened to be alone 346 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,919 with my own thoughts? Then I'll come to you. 347 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,439 See if I want advice on how to be a fuck-up? 348 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,760 Then I'll come to you, Bo. 349 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,080 - Right. - No... 350 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,610 SHE SIGHS 351 00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:11,639 - It's worse than we thought, Nina. - SHE GASPS 352 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,439 They're at least 100 ahead of us. 353 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,119 - I don't care. - We have to do something, Nina. 354 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,279 Razzle-dazzle them! 355 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,559 Why are you so wet?! 356 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,639 I'm having a reaction to the leather. 357 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,279 What we need is something better than them. 358 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,319 Better than the Roman Empire. 359 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,599 WHITE NOISE BUILDS 360 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,080 SHANE'S VOICE GROWS DISTANT 361 00:13:29,671 --> 00:13:34,359 - I don't want her to win. - That's the spirit, Nina! 362 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,799 Do you know why we always lose? 363 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,919 - No. - Because we always, always take the moral high ground. 364 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,319 Well, no more. 365 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,879 We're going to play dirty. 366 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,639 So that was a whistle-stop tour 367 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,519 through my life as the people's palaeontologist. 368 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,119 Excuse me! 369 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,199 Get up, Yanky Fandang. We need your help. 370 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,479 - Take off your shirt. - No! 371 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,999 - Got it. - Stop asking him to do that! 372 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,010 - Oh. - Also, go wipe your face! You're absolutely drenched! 373 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,239 OK, so what's the plan? 374 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,160 I think if you were in any era, it should be the Roman. 375 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:12,319 Do you remember that package of creative writings that I sent you? 376 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,359 Mm-hm. 377 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,559 Remember the one about Steven Buckland and Tina? 378 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,759 That's Mary Anning fan fiction. 379 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,679 Steven Buckland's William Buckland. 380 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,279 Why do you think I'm wearing this outfit? 381 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,039 Tina gets the books she needs from the Royal College 382 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,599 after they reject her by seducing Steven Buckland. 383 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,839 Do you want to do a dramatic recreation to destroy 384 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,159 the Antiquities Department? 385 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,679 HE CHUCKLES Er... Without the carriage scene. 386 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,199 It's literally my favourite scene. 387 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,519 Of course it is. 388 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,399 And remember, you have to call me Mary. 389 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,919 I'll call you whatever you want, Scotland. 390 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,160 Ugh. I'll get my cloak. 391 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,639 WEST COUNTRY ACCENT: Oh, Mr Buckland, I need... 392 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,919 ..I need... 393 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:54,280 Mary, I will give you anything you need. Just... Just ask, my love. 394 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,839 I need...you... 395 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,159 ..and the keys to the Royal College Library. 396 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,279 They won't let me in to advance my studies. 397 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,359 Damn their misogyny! 398 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,639 You are the brightest star in the sky, gender be damned. 399 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,999 Come, I shall take you in my carriage anon. 400 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,719 They're going to do the carriage scene? 401 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,879 EVIE GASPS 402 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,999 Oh, Mr Buckland, you're not like those other men. 403 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,119 Surely this will advance my understanding 404 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,599 of the prehistoric era. 405 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,999 And my understanding of what lies beneath your petticoats. 406 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,519 And if you want to see the rest, 407 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,719 please tap your cards onto the reader and make your donations. 408 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,119 The more you pay, the more they play. 409 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,159 APPLAUSE 410 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,560 And remember, it's all for a good cause. 411 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,200 Thank you, thank you. 412 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,199 That's it, make it rain. 413 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,999 Every shilling counts, ladies and gentlemen. 414 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,050 Thanks. 415 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:50,799 Come on, Scotland, let's give the people what they want. 416 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,960 I-I can't do this. 417 00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:55,359 - It's just a bit of showmanship. - Mm-mm. I can't. 418 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,399 Oh, Clayton, that was really... 419 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,280 WHITE NOISE BUILDS 420 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,450 Nina. 421 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,680 I got too carried away. 422 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,879 I let my feelings cloud my judgment. 423 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,839 I don't behave like that. I don't know what's wrong with me. 424 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,759 Ohh... I'm Mary Anning. 425 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,279 She deserves better than some made-up, 426 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,559 - fictitious, tawdry... - OK, what's going on? What's going on? 427 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,839 Come on. 428 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,359 - I need, I need... - What do you need? 429 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,920 - I need to scream. - OK. 430 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,160 Then scream, Scotland. 431 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,000 SHE SCREAMS 432 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,159 You feel better now? 433 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,879 I've let everyone down. 434 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,599 I've let myself down and Antiquities have probably won. 435 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,950 No, no, no, Declan and Shane'll handle things. 436 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,879 Erm... 437 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,400 I wonder if this might be putting off the guests. 438 00:16:58,571 --> 00:17:03,599 What we did out there wasn't true. That wasn't truth. 439 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:08,359 What we did out there, OK, was we razzled and dazzled 'em, OK, 440 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,880 to reel them in, and then bam... 441 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,280 ..we hit 'em with the facts. 442 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,480 You know, we wow them with the science. 443 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,680 The undeniable... 444 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,959 I... I-I can't kiss you. 445 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,839 I'm sorry. 446 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,599 I have these feelings and I'm not really good at 447 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,999 working out what they are. 448 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:39,079 And I have this big, vast feeling for you. 449 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,919 I like you very much, but it's not that kind of feeling. 450 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,199 You're my friend. 451 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,959 I think you might be my best friend. 452 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:49,639 My first best friend who's not my relative, or an old man, 453 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,800 or...a dead scientist. 454 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,999 How I feel about you... 455 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,519 ..it...it-it's not the same as the way I feel about Lee. 456 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,439 I don't think I can do pretend any more 457 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:08,639 just because I'm curious, or confused, or...jealous. 458 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,600 I just... It's not right. 459 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,800 Are you annoyed at me? 460 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,320 Scotland, erm... 461 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,650 I don't think I've had a best friend either. 462 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,999 How can I be mad at my first? 463 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,050 Clayton... 464 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,400 DOOR OPENS 465 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,679 We weren't kissing in the cupboard. 466 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,959 Tell him we weren't kissing in the cupboard! 467 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:38,999 Oh, yeah. No, we, er... 468 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,879 We definitely WEREN'T kissing in the cupboard, Declan. 469 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,879 Er, so I'm going to go and see if I can wrangle up 470 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,260 those last few pounds, huh? 471 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,039 We got shown an educational video about what to do 472 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,159 if you discover two colleagues being erotic in a cupboard. 473 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,159 Well, I wasn't being erotic in a cupboard. 474 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,839 I'm sure. 475 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,000 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 476 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,000 So... 477 00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:06,119 ..what are you supposed to do? 478 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,159 I don't know. 479 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,679 I got distracted by the actor playing the sexual harasser. 480 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,640 He'd been in an episode of Minder. 481 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,319 How did you find me? 482 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,879 Oh, I wasn't looking for you. 483 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,479 This is where I escape during official museum events. 484 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,959 It's a good nook. 485 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,640 Shane thinks it's haunted. 486 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,159 Risotto ball? 487 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,399 No, thank you. 488 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,639 So what are YOU hiding from? 489 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,799 I behaved badly today. 490 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,959 I wanted to win so much. 491 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,840 I've never felt jealousy like this. 492 00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:43,479 I don't know where it came from. 493 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,079 Well, professional jealousy's normal in academia. 494 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,559 Mm-mm. There was nothing professional about this. 495 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,119 It wasn't about academia or the museum. 496 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,359 It was about Lee and Claudette. 497 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,879 How she's stole Lee, or won Lee, or... 498 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,919 I don't know. 499 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,039 All I know is she's the better option 500 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,319 and I'm some weirdo, who can't compete. 501 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,359 Mmm. Sounds like the jealousy isn't the illness. 502 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,999 Sounds like it's the symptom. 503 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,759 A symptom of what? Do you think I'm sick? 504 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,240 I think you might be in love. 505 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,799 - Love? - I'm very good at pattern recognition, Nina. 506 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,519 Even if that were the case, it doesn't matter 507 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,639 because...he's moved on...and I've already lost. 508 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,799 Love isn't a competition, Nina. 509 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,599 It's not about winning or losing. 510 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,720 It's about... 511 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,840 ..being yourself and letting someone love that version of you. 512 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,479 And if coffee boy can't handle you at your weirdo in a bonnet, 513 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,079 he doesn't deserve you at your... 514 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,680 ..brightest palaeontologist of her age. 515 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,330 SHE SIGHS 516 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,759 Thank you. Declan. 517 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,399 - MIMICS YODA: - Happy to help am I. 518 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,199 THEY LAUGH 519 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,000 These things work themselves out. 520 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,560 Just takes us a little bit longer. 521 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,920 Shall we go back out? 522 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,199 Can we stay here a little bit longer? 523 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,250 Hmm. 524 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,599 Now that all the guests have gone, 525 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,839 who's ready for the results of the fundraiser? 526 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,320 APPLAUSE 527 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,719 The totals have been tallied. 528 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,960 FEEDBACK 529 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,879 Palaeontology have won. 530 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,239 Yes! 531 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,599 Yes! Come on! 532 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,959 How? 533 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,239 The public fucking ate up your Mary Anning smut. 534 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,039 Who wants to come up and collect the prize? 535 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,519 Yes, Yes! I do! 536 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,439 Come on! Let's go, baby! 537 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,999 - Woo! - Oh, God, he's so American. - Woo! 538 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,959 - Come on, let's go! - I've got the ick. 539 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,359 So you and Clayton are...? 540 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,479 Friends. Just... Just friends. 541 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,800 No inverted commas or wiggly eyebrows. 542 00:21:55,801 --> 00:21:59,159 I'm sad we didn't get to boof in the museum. 543 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,199 I'm not. 544 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,799 He kept getting distracted by the old, needy ladies 545 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,239 and it was driving me crazy. 546 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,679 That chocolate made me feral. 547 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,439 What is in this chocolate? 548 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,959 Erm... It's, like, special ingredient. 549 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,520 EVIE GASPS 550 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,519 Do the voice. 551 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,679 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 552 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,959 Oozing with our secret sauce, 553 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,399 a blend of sucrose and lecithin, 554 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,639 guaranteed to really get your juices flowing. 555 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,690 Hmm. 556 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,559 Sucrose is fancy for "sugar" 557 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,799 and lecithin is a common emulsifier. 558 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,679 The only thing you are guaranteed is tooth decay 559 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,359 and a smooth cacao product. 560 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,239 - Wait, do you mean...? - Yeah, you've been scammed. 561 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,799 You're an idiot. 562 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,850 So this feeling... 563 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,119 ..it's just us? 564 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,279 We don't need artificial enhancements, my love. 565 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,119 The horny juice runs through us. 566 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,119 49.99 plus postage and packaging. 567 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,199 - Still worth it. - Hmm. What a journey. 568 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,280 Told you we run hot. 569 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,440 Oh! 570 00:22:52,441 --> 00:22:55,239 You're going to have to go and pick that back up. 571 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,519 It's not a bin, it's a museum. 572 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,679 Yeah, come on. 573 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,839 Sorry. 574 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,039 Am I going to have to wear my noise-cancelling headphones tonight? 575 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,080 - Oh, yeah. - Ugh. 576 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,759 So, what was the prize? 577 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,239 It was a 15 voucher to Pizza Pizza Pizza. 578 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,640 SHE GASPS 579 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,639 Each? 580 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,079 For the whole department to share. 581 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,520 I knew it! 582 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,600 So, what are you guys doing later? 583 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,799 We're just heading home, actually. 584 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,210 We've got a lot of Real Housewives to catch up on. 585 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,399 You OK? 586 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,920 I'll be fine. Bye, Clayton. 587 00:23:29,921 --> 00:23:32,239 See you later, Scotland. 588 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,519 NINA SIGHS 589 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,570 WHISPERS: Thank you. 590 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,359 Oh, sugar boots. 591 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,239 I've left my pass. 592 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,839 Can you hold my basket? 593 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,000 I'll get you out there. 594 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,879 Hi, Claudette. 595 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,279 Hey, Nina. Well done. 596 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,519 Oh... Thank you. 597 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,199 I just wanted to say that I hope you and Lee... 598 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,479 Dr MacArthur! 599 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,959 So good to see you again. 600 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,199 - You remember my wife? - We met at the last one of these. 601 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,399 Oh, you were hilarious. Called her a graverobber! 602 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,159 I swear, sometimes our banter is the only thing 603 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,450 - that gets me through the day. - Aww. - Eh, Nina? 604 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,399 I'm so sorry, I'm... I'm bad at remembering people. 605 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,839 - Linda. - Linda. 606 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840 Claudette's wife, Linda. 607 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,399 Do you know where Lee went? 608 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,959 - Hey, you guys, you're really cute. - Aww. 609 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,759 He left a wee while ago... 610 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,599 ..funnily enough, well before the cleaning-up started. 611 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,880 Oh, men! 612 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,690 I'm going to go. 613 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,239 - I love her. - Aww. 614 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,279 - So, Claudette has a wife? - Yeah. 615 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,639 - That you've already met? - Yep. 616 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,279 And you just forgot about that? 617 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,359 Yep. 618 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,479 Evie, I don't pay attention to people's private lives. 619 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,119 It takes up valuable space in my brain. 620 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,679 - So, Lee's free? - Yeah. 621 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,159 But it doesn't matter. 622 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,960 It's done now. I... 623 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,559 I got jealous over nothing, I made an arse of myself 624 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,919 and I hurt his feelings. 625 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,040 I should just...let him go be happy. 626 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,490 Very mature. 627 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,439 Cos it's the right thing to do. 628 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,959 One hundy P. 629 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,839 Yeah, just...leave him be. 630 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,890 Give the boy space. 631 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,559 Or I could go find him...and make things right. 632 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,079 Yes! Finally! 633 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,559 Obviously that's what you should do! 634 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,079 Then let's go! 635 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,359 Know it, I know it, I know it, I know 636 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,159 I know he's gone I know he's gone 637 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,519 Know it, I know it, I know it, I know 638 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,560 I know he's gone I know he's gone 639 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,599 I walk by, wasting time 640 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,679 Getting somewhere good cos I've got a life 641 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,679 23, never me 642 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,199 Losing is the only way to set you free 643 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,160 No! Can't see me... 644 00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:06,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0